car named Alexis
(via retardgirl)
CHEWING ON PIKACHU IS NASTY WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT EWWWW
what?
A wild Snorlax appeared! ^
| hullo its alexis: | LIKE WE MAKE OUT |
| Bamshazam72: | stfu |
| hullo its alexis: | HAHA |
| hullo its alexis: | NOT EVENN |
| Bamshazam72: | D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G |
| Bamshazam72: | THATS WHAT |
| Bamshazam72: | next time |
| Bamshazam72: | im treating your kisses like candy |
| Bamshazam72: | if you dont have enough for the class |
| Bamshazam72: | u cant give any |
I'm very mean
| Connecting to server... | |
| Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. | |
| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! | |
| Stranger: | 17 m china big dick |
| You: | china and big dick? liar. |
| You have disconnected. |
jellyfishing; more than Sandy loves karate; more
than Mr. Krabs loves money; but I need you like
how Plankton needs the secret formula."
Create a text to send to my friend, close my phone, then check back two hours later only to find out that I never sent the message.
i’m just really curious as to if any of you have. I HAVEN’T.
I tried, but the paper kept falling out of my bra. I gave up. :(
GUESS WHO JUST MADE A MYSPACE? I know, right? Damn hella late. Like, 9 years late.
http://www.myspace.com/alexispancake
http://www.myspace.com/alexispancake
http://www.myspace.com/alexispancake
^Add me.
Creepy. o__O
I was just doing that O__O
I’m sitting with one foot on the seat, the other on the floor, and my hand was on my foot when I read this.
lol my positions are way weirder than that sometimes. :(
FKC, AGAIN ?! XDDD
always pops up whenever Im doing this D:
ahahahaha .
What the shit. AGAIN?
(via markmejia)
:o he did the sexy face! »> ;D
LOL yeah he did!
It’s almost the same as me doing it.
isnt it? :P
He’s fiiine.
If you believe,
we’ve got a picture perfect plan.
Then we’ve got you fooled,
‘cause we only do the best we can.
And sometimes we make it,
and sometimes we fake it.
But we get one step closer,
each and every day.
We’ll figure it out on the way.
<3:)
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